Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen, I Am Don Rogers
This blog is all about pretending that I am
and better in bed …
Than I Actually Am
Stripper Name: Muffin Marlena
Accomplishments: Fastest sperm in divisional race.
Attributes: Good under pressure. (see above)
Handsome and talented
Fantastic wordsmith, taking particular pride in speling and. punctuation,
Aka: Big Don Rogers, Uncle Big Fat Don, Moose Jr., Turtle, Mr. Rogers
Hobbies: Stand up Comedy, Long Distance Running, Beer
Dons Philosophy: Keep it simple, enjoy the moment and have fun.
Dons Reality: Uptight, guilt ridden and totally lacking in life skills and self esteem.
Enjoy the site, Don