Be Bad And Still Go To Heaven

The I Am Don Rogers Humor Blog

Studies have now shown that you can be an evil prick and still get to heaven.

Increase your chances of going to heaven by 27% just by reading this blog.

NOT A SCAM!      Be bad and still go to heaven.

Subscribe to I Am Don Rogers to view the scientific facts.

Just kidding. It’s not true at all. I borrowed this scam from religion itself.

It’s claims can’t be verified until you die. Once that happens, you won’t be able to complain on account of the fact that you’ll be fucking dead. The perfect scam. At least I didn’t take 10% of your wages every Sunday.

Have an evil day, Don

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