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300 Dollars For A Car Wash?
Would you pay 300 dollars for a car wash?  I did, but not on purpose.   I was operating at[...]
Try LSD, Man – Once A Week For Best Results
I am of course talking about the long slow distance run and not the fairly potent hallucinogenic drug lysergic acid[...]
This Fruit Smoothie Will Change Your Life
Need a quick pick me up on a bad day.  Try this delicious smoothie. Guaranteed to turn any frown upside[...]
Interactive Virtual Girlfriends – A Reality in Japan
A lot of Japanese men have a girlfriend named Rinko.  That’s Okay, a lot of American men have a girlfriend named[...]
When You Remember, Remember to Remember
The former U.S. Secretary of Defence Donald Rumsfeld had some great quotes during his time in the spotlight. The one[...]
The Best App To Get You In Shape
I overheard a conversation at Walmart the other day between a couple of big people in stretchy pants. One of[...]

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