As a recovering Catholic, I tend to carry around a lot of guilt. It’s not good for my morale, and so every once in a while I take a day to do some things that would normally make me feel guilty and full of shame.
Well Ladies and Gentlemen, today’s the day.
Beer and fried chicken for breakfast while listening to Motorhead.
Package some crap to re-gift.
Mcdonalds for lunch; big mac meal, quarter pounder meal and two hot fudge sundaes. Finish eating, belch loudly and walk out leaving my garbage on the table.
Drive like an asshole all day. Don’t even think about merging in my lane, dickheads.
If I was a girl I would get pregnant and have an abortion today, but I’m a guy, so I will ……. Try and get a girl pregnant using a false name.
Tequila shots for dinner.
Annoy as many people as possible and then puke.
Throw a plastic bottle in the ocean.