What are nooks and crannies? It seems like a legitimate question to me. Why doesn’t anybody ever give you a straight answer? People use expressions like this all the time and have no idea what they are saying. I know what a nook is, but crannies……I don’t have the foggiest. I’ve used the expression myself when I describe cleaning jobs.” Make sure you get all the nooks and crannies,” I say to the maids.
Nooks, I think, are the little spaces in a room that a cleaner might overlook. You want to make sure that they get cleaned when you’re paying good money. I, Don Rogers, have never actually cleaned a nook, but I take offense when other people cut corners.
Maybe cleaning the nooks and crannies started as a thanksgiving or holiday expression. It’s the only time anybody eats cranberries and maybe a few of them rolled into the nooks. I really don’t know.
There are so many questions that need to be answered before I die. Everybody just beats around the bush when you ask legitimate questions.
Like the time my hockey coach gave us some training instructions and then he asked if we had any questions. So I asked him, “coach, why can’t you kiss hookers?” It’s a legitimate question that just never gets answered. It doesn’t affect my life very much, I just want to know. The coach never answered my question, but I did become familiar with every nook and cranny on the bench that season.
I don’t think that I’ll ever get a straight answer. I have no contact with hookers myself, so if anybody else speaks to one in the near future…… could you ask her what a cranny is.